My husband loves camping.
When Covid-19 slammed our state’s borders shut and made flying nearly impossible, his dream for family vacations came true.
I, on the other hand, do not love camping, but I try to be supportive.
What follows is a tale of what happens when good intentions collide with stark reality. There’s also a good content marketing lesson and you’ll probably see it unfold more quickly than I did.
By April it was clear our overseas holiday had been crushed by the pandemic. My husband made an executive decision to use our refunds to fit out his Land Cruiser so we could enjoy “rustic camping and 4×4 experiences”.
The promise was that we could camp “anywhere, anytime, anyplace”. He even built a camp kitchen in the back of his truck to make it easier to prepare meals.
I should point out that my husband is a smart guy. His PhD thesis contained words like “pyrolysis” and “agglomeration” — words I had to look up in the dictionary. I’ve known him to spend five days happily working on a single engineering math problem of mindboggling complexity.
So, you would think he’d be the perfect guy to engineer the fit-out of a 4×4 kitchen.
For five days and hundreds of kilometres I endured my 16-year-old son grinding his way through the gears, my husband grinding his teeth in response, and the dogs fighting for space on my lap in the back seat.
None of that was the worst part.
When we arrived at our first camp and began dinner preparations, I was confronted by my husband’s camp kitchen creation. Higgledy-piggledy is the most charitable way to describe it.
Let me give you some examples.
To make one cup of tea, I had to move six boxes — and one of those was so heavy I couldn’t lift it. The cups were in one box, the tea in another and the spoons in yet another. Added to this, the fridge sat so high in the truck I couldn’t reach the door without a stool.
Mosquito repellant was stored with spices.
Firelighters were nestled with the kitchen towels. (What could go wrong?)
It was a mess.
One evening as I was racing to find a sharp knife in the waning light, it occurred to me this is exactly what it’s like when you don’t use an editorial calendar: You can’t find anything you need and spend ages trawling through folders and doing searches.
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In the end we had to cut our camping holiday short. On the way home, with two enormous dogs bouncing around on my lap, I wondered why I thought I could endure two weeks in the outback.
Was I really not cut out for camping, or would I have been happier if I hadn’t had to use the Frankenkitchen in the so-called “Truck of Awesomeness”?
Then I got to thinking about how, last year, I’d had a wonderful time in the great outdoors on safari in South Africa.
Of course, the camp kitchen on that holiday came with a butler called Cynthia.
22 October 2020
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